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See, this i would pay for, not that Bedford Handbook bullshit. Unlike Wrooney, who stole her Bedford Handbook.
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So my grandmother started having a seizure at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
i have a feeling that this is gonna be an interesting holiday season. And by interesting, i mean bad. :/
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My mom didn't like the idea of putting smallpox in blankets and giving it to the neighbours in honor of Thanksgiving.
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Why is it that local car dealer commercials are always the worst commercials ever?
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